Lawyers (no watch nuh face)

[Exile]

Sent to me recently.

This is an old joke, but hey, here's the re-run since we all have lawyers in the family.


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> Material
> Man

>
A very successful attorney
> parked his brand new Lexus in front of
> his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues As
> he got out, a
> truck came along too close to the curb and completely
> tore off the
> driver's door.
>
>
>
> Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough
> to see the accident
> and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights
> flashing.
>
>
>
> Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the
> attorney
> started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus,
> which he had just purchased
> the day before, was completely ruined and would never be
> the same,
> No matter how any car body shop
> tried to make it new again. After the lawyer
> finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
> head in disbelief.
> "I can't believe how materialistic you
> lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your
> possessions that you neglect
> the most import ant things in life."
>
>
>
> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the
> lawyer.
>
>
>
> The cop replied, "Don't you even realize
> that your left arm is missing?.....
> It was severed when the truck hit you!"
>
>
>
> "OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.
>
>
>
> "My Rolex!!!"
>