Comedian George Carlin On Abortion Opponents

[Bruce]

"People who are against abortion fall into three categories:

1. MEN. They will never get pregnant.

2. WOMEN WHO ARE TOO OLD TO GET PREGNANT.

3. WOMEN WHO ARE SO F***ING UGLY THAT NO SPERM CELL WITH A GRAIN OF SELF RESPECT WOULD EVER WANT TO GO INTO HER **SSY

[Bruce]

There were four men in a bar: a priest, a child molester, a gay man, and an abortion opponent.

I'm sorry. Actually, it was one person.

[Gamma]

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[Lazie]

"People who are against abortion fall into three categories:

1. MEN. They will never get pregnant.

2. WOMEN WHO ARE TOO OLD TO GET PREGNANT.

3. WOMEN WHO ARE SO F***ING UGLY THAT NO SPERM CELL WITH A GRAIN OF SELF RESPECT WOULD EVER WANT TO GO INTO HER **SSY

Damn! Now I see why the fanatics are so upset.

[Gamma]

dem bitta!

[MdmeX]

"People who are against abortion fall into three categories:

1. MEN. They will never get pregnant.

2. WOMEN WHO ARE TOO OLD TO GET PREGNANT.

3. WOMEN WHO ARE SO F***ING UGLY THAT NO SPERM CELL WITH A GRAIN OF SELF RESPECT WOULD EVER WANT TO GO INTO HER **SSY

Bruce - dat's why dem suh damn MAD & BITTA (worse than aloes)