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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST
>>ANYMORE
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>> George Phillips of Palo Alto, California, was going up to
>>bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
>>garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
>>
>> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
>>that there were people in the shed stealing things.
>>
>> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
>>and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and
>>that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along
>>when available.
>>
>> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
>>police again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
>>there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't
>>have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he
>>hung up.
>>
>> Within two minutes, three police cars, an Armed Response
>>Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and
>>caught the burglars red-handed.
>>
>> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said
>>that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was
>>nobody available!"
>>
>> Don't mess with old people!!
>>ANYMORE
>>
>>
>> George Phillips of Palo Alto, California, was going up to
>>bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
>>garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
>>
>> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
>>that there were people in the shed stealing things.
>>
>> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
>>and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and
>>that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along
>>when available.
>>
>> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the
>>police again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because
>>there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't
>>have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he
>>hung up.
>>
>> Within two minutes, three police cars, an Armed Response
>>Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and
>>caught the burglars red-handed.
>>
>> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said
>>that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was
>>nobody available!"
>>
>> Don't mess with old people!!