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A lawyer runs a stop sign in Portland and gets pulled over by the police. He thinks that he is smarter than the police because he is a lawyer from Kingston and is certain that he has a better education than any Jamaican police. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the policeman's expense.
The police says, " yuh license and registration please. "
"What for ? " asked the lawyer.
The police says, " yuh didnt come to a complete stop at de stop sign. "
Then the lawyer says, " I slowed down, and no one was coming. "
" Yuh neva come to a complete stop at de stop sign. License and registration please. " says the police.
The lawyer asked, " What's the difference ?"
" De difference is dat yuh hafi come to ah complete stop, dat's de law. License and registration please !! " the police says.
Lawyer says, " If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket. "
" That sounds fair. Get yuh **************** outa de vehicle, sar !! " the police shouted.
At this point, the police drapes up the lawyer, pulls out his baton and starts beating the living daylights out of him and asks, " Yuh waan mi fi stop or slow down ? "
The police says, " yuh license and registration please. "
"What for ? " asked the lawyer.
The police says, " yuh didnt come to a complete stop at de stop sign. "
Then the lawyer says, " I slowed down, and no one was coming. "
" Yuh neva come to a complete stop at de stop sign. License and registration please. " says the police.
The lawyer asked, " What's the difference ?"
" De difference is dat yuh hafi come to ah complete stop, dat's de law. License and registration please !! " the police says.
Lawyer says, " If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket. "
" That sounds fair. Get yuh **************** outa de vehicle, sar !! " the police shouted.
At this point, the police drapes up the lawyer, pulls out his baton and starts beating the living daylights out of him and asks, " Yuh waan mi fi stop or slow down ? "
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