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    > > A minister decided to do something a little different
    > > one Sunday morning.
    > >
    > >
    > > He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single
    > > word and you are going to help me preach.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever
    > > hymn that comes to your mind."
    > > The pastor shouted out "CROSS."
    > >
    > > Immediately the congregation started singing in unison,
    > > "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."
    > >
    > > The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began
    > > to sing "AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."
    > > !
    > ; > The pastor said "POWER." The congregation sang "THERE IS
    > > POWER IN THE BLOOD."
    > >
    > > The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell into total
    > > silence.
    > >
    > > Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look
    > > around at each other afraid to say anything
    > >
    > > Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the
    > > church,
    > > a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began
    > > to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."
    > >
    > > Pass this along and make someone smile today (I just
    > > did).
    > >
    > >
    > > Gotta Love Little Old Ladies.

    Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. Thomas Paine

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    Funny! I was expecting them to sing something from LAdy Saw!

    ~Oh Lord .. please work a miracle.....~
    "Jamaica's future reflects its past, having attained only one per cent annual growth over 30 years whilst neighbours have grown at five per cent." (Article)

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