So black was only beautiful for a few

[Lazie]

Say wha? JLP run
out ah money? Yuh ah mad man, dem start campaign year and half before election, they seem to have a endless suppy of cash (reason to start early; burn some money) I was in Ja last year and I heard Bruce telling some people not worry because money is in JA. It's just for him to go in so it can be released. Now back to the ladies; now is not that it long but how it look like fi indian or some asian people. More time is bare Pochoantas mi see a move roun di place a yaad BTW is it really Beyonce's hair? and lazie I am not feeling Halle so you wouldn't see me lusting OK.

Sorry! I forgot you're a Paris Hilton groupie!

[Jawge]

She worse, not my speed boss.
Okay let me tell you what happened to me in Mandeville last year. It was night and we stopped in the town; now I ran into this beautiful lady, so beautiful that I decided to break tradition (being introduced to women) anyway she had long flowing hair to her back and nice dark skin. I gave her my number, I said call me please She did call me after two weeks and we spoke. Now something came up about the hair and she told me it's not hers, it was a wig. I felt mortified, not that I'm stuck on hair but I like natural (could even be bald) I sort of felt cheated makes a brother starts to wonder, what else is real. Never bother wid di contact cause mi juss could not possibly imagine or see her wid di real or different hair. It look like everyting a mandeville fake

[Lazie]

She worse, not my speed boss.
Okay let me tell you what happened to me in Mandeville last year. It was night and we stopped in the town; now I ran into this beautiful lady, so beautiful that I decided to break tradition (being introduced to women) anyway she had long flowing hair to her back and nice dark skin. I gave her my number, I said call me please She did call me after two weeks and we spoke. Now something came up about the hair and she told me it's not hers, it was a wig. I felt mortified, not that I'm stuck on hair but I like natural (could even be bald) I sort of felt cheated makes a brother starts to wonder, what else is real. Never bother wid di contact cause mi juss could not possibly imagine or see her wid di real or different hair. It look like everyting a mandeville fake

Wait .. you admit she is / was beautiful, but as soon as you found out its a wig .... she nuh beautiful nuh more? A whey unuh come from? We as men ... some bald dem head, some wear dread etc. Same way we can make our choice and they appreciate us ... why can't we appreciate them?

Unuh muss born back a wall to rahtid.

[Jawge]

She was beautiful wid di
wig Lazie. Now suppose mi see har widout it. Don't put false image on peeple. Now if I had seen her with her natural hair maybe she would have looke better. Boss dat night wid di wig she look like dem supa model. Mi nuh have nutten fi do wid di mandeville woman dem is bare fake tings dem flex wid LOL. Give mi di real deal.

[Lazie]

She was beautiful wid di
wig Lazie. Now suppose mi see har widout it. Don't put false image on peeple. Now if I had seen her with her natural hair maybe she would have looke better. Boss dat night wid di wig she look like dem supa model. Mi nuh have nutten fi do wid di mandeville woman dem is bare fake tings dem flex wid LOL. Give mi di real deal.

Suh wait ... when you step to har ... didn't you use the fake American accent on her? How much a unuh tell woman lie fi get to the promise land? Yet she nuh get nuh rating because she fix up harself? I guess if her head was bald like Dr. Caroline Cooper you wouldn't bother stepping to har.

[Lazie]

Nothing nuh wrong wid these though?

[Jawge]

My yute when mi deh ah yaad
mi nuh speak nutten but patwa, memba mi tell yuh so. Ah Ja mi born an grow yuh nuh. Mi nuh tell woman lie, an all my friend dem fram yaad can tell yuh say Jawge nuh tell woman lie fi nutten. What yuh see is what you get basically. Is juss because she did look like di hontas up here why mi move cause normally mi nuh talk to strangers (unless dem hot like scotch bonet peppa).Anyway drop it cause as mi say; mandeville woman dem fake LOL woooeee.

[MdmeX]

yes she is and she black too but
is that her real hair? Does she look like the majority of Jakan women? Mi notice these days most black women have long flowing hair (beyonce comes to mind )

Jawge - yuh claim yuh just come back from yard recently. Let me tell you this - don't expect to see too many yardies especially those in them 20's a sport AFRO - NOOOOOOOOOO Sir - Weave and WIG of all colors tek ova. So not a thing wrong wid the look of this dawta - it's the NORM now.

Mi seeing some black dawtas with BLONDE hair

[Muadib]

Jawge, the hair products today work miracles! One day, your hair is as short as the JLP is with campaign money. The next day, yuh hair long like cash pot line!

Suh now you are an authority on Party Finance ?

Heh, heh.

Give yuh a tip.. there is a man that is Peter Bunting sworn enemy.. di sed man creating serious waves in the finance market..

Connect the dots....

Can only take so much 'authority'

[No Mercy]

Is she is a former william knibb 80's baller ex girlfriend?

[Jawge]

No she said her ex boyfriend would
wear these french cut trunks on the beach (fasten up inna him arse) so she flee dat scene.Go get ah life an mine yuh own bizniz, stap watch peeple.