Friday evening laugh...

[Tilla]

I am only the poster, I cannot take credit for the contents.
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.The first passenger said, I am Usain Bolt, the fastest man in history. ...The world needs me, I can't afford to die. So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Portia Simpson-Miller, said, I am the prime Minister of Jamaica and I am the smartest woman in Jamaica's history, so Jamaican people don't want me to die. She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, a MP, and a decorated war hero from the Jamaica Defence Force. So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.
The fourth passenger, Jamaica ex-Prime Minister Edward Seaga, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl.
I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.
The little girl said, That's okay, Mr. Seaga. There is a parachute left for you. Jamaica's smartest woman took my schoolbag"..

[Mosiah]

I seem to remember this joke. Only difference was it was HL who grabbed the book bag.

[Stonigut]

Wow talk about a partisan joke!!!question is, is there a small seed of truth in there at all about fundamental nature of the key two people?

[Time]

I seem to remember this joke. Only difference was it was HL who grabbed the book bag.

It was a JC Manning Cup baller who took the book bag. He probably never saw one in his whole life.

[Rockman]

Portia is the PM,the only comparison I am interested in is both tenures as PM,or let us do a bit of predicting as to what kind of person a retired Portia will be.
Make no mistake,there are a bunch of people walking around today that did countless things,each worthy of being sentenced to life in prison,this is the disticntion Portion has made.Nice joke but let us not rewrite history unnecessarily .

[Rockman]

The staking out of areas in Kingston(the consequences of political divide),and the violent political cleansing that followed were done SOLEY on self interest.That little girl is JP.

[Rockman]

Nah,I vaguely remember that HL did not even wait for a book bag,but yes,he was involved.

[Rockman]

Should have been posted as a reply to Mosiah's..
Very belligerent of you Time,dems fighting words.

[HL]

I seem to remember this joke. Only difference was it was HL who grabbed the book bag.

Thanks for the laugh Mo.

Seems like (you are one of them who)....I am never far away in your thoughts. No?

[Mosiah]

Thanks for the laugh Mo.

Seems like (you are one of them who)....I am never far away in your thoughts. No?

So right, HL. I usually go once or twice a day, so...