Testicle-eating South American fish take over pond in Russia

[MdmeX]

Pacu, a close relative of the infamous piranha, have appeared in the western city of Kaliningrad. The exotic fish are known occasionally to mistake human genitals for tree nuts.








http://www.nydailynews.com/news/worl...icle-1.1883718

[MdmeX]

Here is the master solution for all the rapists -- throw them in dat dere water!

[Peter R]

So wait, a suh much people skinny-dipping?

[MdmeX]

Sub Peter R - it can't grab it through the trunks?

[Peter R]

My trunks have built-in underwear; I don't leave my "tree nuts" dangling for fish (of any kind LOL) to see!

[Gamma]

so it does not attack women?

[MdmeX]

Yuh see any woman wid nuts! Fish nuh eat f-i-s-h-y

[Gamma]

good point

[Jangle]

Yuh see any woman wid nuts! Fish nuh eat f-i-s-h-y

[Don1]

My trunks have built-in underwear; I don't leave my "tree nuts" dangling for fish (of any kind LOL) to see!

mi si yuh deh pon form tudeh

[Gamma]

tuh more dan blessed most of us "ongle have 2"

[Mosiah]

Yuh see you...tink yuh easy!

[Peter R]

LOL... I missed that one til after I posted!

[MdmeX]

Come here Mo ---

[Mosiah]

Up here, on the lips, please! Nuh trust yuh afta dah story yah!