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  • Whatever happened to Friday's humour?

    Gynecologist's Office:
    > "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
    > **************************
    > In a Podiatrist's office:
    > "Time wounds all heels."
    > **************************
    > On a Septic Tank Truck:
    > Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
    > **************************
    > On a Plumber's truck:
    > "We repair what your husband fixed."
    > **************************
    > On another Plumber's truck:
    > "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
    > **************************
    > On a Church's Bill board:
    > "7 days without God makes one weak."
    > **************************
    > At a Tyre Store
    > "Invite us to your next blowout."
    > **************************
    > On an Electrician's truck:
    > "Let us remove your shorts."
    > **************************
    > In a Non-smoking Area:
    > "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
    > **************************
    > On a Maternity Room door:
    > "Push. Push. Push."
    > **************************
    > At an Optometrist's Office:
    > "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
    > **************************
    > On a Taxidermist's window:
    > "We really know our stuff."
    > **************************
    > On a Fence:
    > "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
    > **************************
    > At a Car Dealership:
    > "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
    > **************************
    > Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
    > "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
    > **************************
    > In a Vets waiting room:
    > "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
    > **************************
    > In a Restaurant window:
    > "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
    > **************************
    > In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
    > "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
    > **************************
    > And don't forget the sign at a
    > RADIATOR SHOP:
    > "Best place in town to take a leak."
    > **********************
    > Sign on the back of yet another
    > Septic Tank Truck:
    > "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
    "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."

  • #2
    Nice!


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