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Whatever happened to Friday's humour?
Gynecologist's Office:
> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
> **************************
> In a Podiatrist's office:
> "Time wounds all heels."
> **************************
> On a Septic Tank Truck:
> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
> **************************
> On a Plumber's truck:
> "We repair what your husband fixed."
> **************************
> On another Plumber's truck:
> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
> **************************
> On a Church's Bill board:
> "7 days without God makes one weak."
> **************************
> At a Tyre Store
> "Invite us to your next blowout."
> **************************
> On an Electrician's truck:
> "Let us remove your shorts."
> **************************
> In a Non-smoking Area:
> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
> **************************
> On a Maternity Room door:
> "Push. Push. Push."
> **************************
> At an Optometrist's Office:
> "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
> **************************
> On a Taxidermist's window:
> "We really know our stuff."
> **************************
> On a Fence:
> "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
> **************************
> At a Car Dealership:
> "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
> **************************
> Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
> **************************
> In a Vets waiting room:
> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
> **************************
> In a Restaurant window:
> "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
> **************************
> In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
> "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
> **************************
> And don't forget the sign at a
> RADIATOR SHOP:
> "Best place in town to take a leak."
> **********************
> Sign on the back of yet another
> Septic Tank Truck:
> "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
> "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
> **************************
> In a Podiatrist's office:
> "Time wounds all heels."
> **************************
> On a Septic Tank Truck:
> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
> **************************
> On a Plumber's truck:
> "We repair what your husband fixed."
> **************************
> On another Plumber's truck:
> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
> **************************
> On a Church's Bill board:
> "7 days without God makes one weak."
> **************************
> At a Tyre Store
> "Invite us to your next blowout."
> **************************
> On an Electrician's truck:
> "Let us remove your shorts."
> **************************
> In a Non-smoking Area:
> "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
> **************************
> On a Maternity Room door:
> "Push. Push. Push."
> **************************
> At an Optometrist's Office:
> "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
> **************************
> On a Taxidermist's window:
> "We really know our stuff."
> **************************
> On a Fence:
> "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
> **************************
> At a Car Dealership:
> "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
> **************************
> Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
> "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
> **************************
> In a Vets waiting room:
> "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
> **************************
> In a Restaurant window:
> "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
> **************************
> In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
> "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
> **************************
> And don't forget the sign at a
> RADIATOR SHOP:
> "Best place in town to take a leak."
> **********************
> Sign on the back of yet another
> Septic Tank Truck:
> "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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