Please help with this translation

[Time]

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https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=656795524385949

Please translate into Jamaican.

Thanks

[Jangle]

Cho man, a me yuh want the forum gestapo ban.. If me start translate then yuh see how fast big head Mosiah run come push up him mouth. I think I'll leave this one alone but it need some more watching .....I think I left out some words in the translation.

[Time]

Cho man, a me yuh want the forum gestapo ban.. If me start translate then yuh see how fast big head Mosiah run come push up him mouth. I think I'll leave this one alone but it need some more watching .....I think I left out some words in the translation.

Mosiah can't read patois. Anyhow, the message is also coded in international sign and tone languages. I think a understand what both the female athlete and the male announcer are saying.

[MdmeX]

Her B-A-T-T-Y is rolling, guh feel him trousers - him getting horny

[Bruce]

Sounds like a man I was talking to watching a game at Drax Hall after a beautiful woman walked by:

'Oh mon wat a beautiful ba++y, mi cud spend rest of mi life wid dat ba++y, mi want to sink my hands an mi teeth inna dat ***** !"

After I was laughing my brains out, the man said ot me, "Do you know what
I am talking about?"

"Yes," I said, "she has a great butt. Buy you nuh wanna bury your face inna her pumm pumm?"

[Jangle]

Lol

[Lazie]

I don't know what he is saying, but I understand what he is saying.