Dark humour - Dversity in the workplace

[Karl]

> > DIVERSITY IN THE WORKPLACE
> >
> > Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to
> > increase their diversity.
> > "You are all part of our team now," said the Human Resources
> > rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you
> > can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any
> > employees."
> > The cannibals promised they would not.
> >
> > Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working
>very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase
> > in the whole company's performance. However, one of our secretaries has
> > disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
> > The cannibals all shook their heads,"No."
> >
> > After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to
> > the others, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
> A hand rose hesitantly.
> > "You fool!" the leader continued. "For four weeks we've been
> > eating managers and no one noticed anything. But NOOOooo, you had to go
> > and eat someone who actually does something."