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    Dear God:



    Why didn't you save the school children at ?



    Virginia Tech



    Amish Country, PA



    Columbine High School



    Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96



    Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97!



    Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97



    West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97



    Stam P, Arkansas 12/15/97



    Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98



    Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98



    Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98



    Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98



    Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98



    Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99



    Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99



    Conyers, Georgia

    5/20/99

    Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99



    Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99



    Santee, California 3/ 5/01 and



    El Cajon, California 3/22/01?



    Sincerely,



    Concerned Student



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    Reply:



    Dear Concerned Student:



    I am not allowed in schools.



    Sincerely,



    God



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    How did this get started?...


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    Let's see,



    I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained



    She didn't want any prayer in our schools.



    And we said, OK...



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    Then,



    Someone said you better not read the Bible in school,



    The Bible that says



    "Thou shalt! Not kill,



    Thou shalt not steal,



    And love your neighbors as yourself,"



    And we said, OK...



    -----------------



    Dr. Benjamin Spock said



    We shouldn't spank our children



    when they misbehaved



    because their little personalities



    would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.



    And we said,



    An expert should know what he's talking about.



    So we won't spank them anymore...



    ------------------



    Then someone said



    Teachers and principals better not



    Discipline our children when they misbehave.



    And the school administrators said



    No faculty member in this school



    Better touch a student when they misbehave



    Because we don't want any bad publicity,



    And we surely don't want to be sued.



    And we accepted their

    Reasoning...

    ------------------



    And the entertainment industry said,



    let's make TV shows and movies that promote



    Profanity, violence and illicit sex...



    And let's record music that encourages



    Rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes...



    And we said,



    it's just entertainment



    And it has no adverse effect



    And nobody takes it seriously anyway,



    So go right ahead.



    ------------------



    Now we're asking ourselves



    Why our children have no conscience,



    Why they don't know right from wrong,



    And why it doesn't bother them to



    Kill strangers, classmates or even themselves.



    ------------------



    Undoubtedly,



    If we thought about it long and hard enough,



    We could figure it out.



    I'm sure it has a great deal to do with...



    "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW,"





    Pass it on



    If you think it has merit! But if you discard this thought process,



    Then don't sit back and complain about



    what bad shape this country is in!





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    "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."
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