Raising the Dead

[Jangle]

There is hope for some.........






Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

November 11, 2010 By Dead Serious News

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/dead-...egnates-woman/

[Mosiah]

And in a related story - it appears my recent post entitled Greatest Dance Form Ever has increased the libido of some of the viewers of that video, giving them hope, if not with their wives, with some girl in Angola!

Along with the many nominations and votes I have been receiving for Post of the Year, I would also appreciate immensely if you show your appreciation by having your wives or girlfriends say my name.

[Jangle]

Yuh wrenk enuh...........fi old bones dem need fi go grease before yuh attempt dem dance deh.