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A group of cattle farmers were at a cattle auction barn, with the lightweight cattle being shown without getting much action. Then someone's cell phone rang, and one of the farmers answered it. A woman was making the call.
WOMAN: "Are you at the cattle auction"
MAN: "Yep"
WOMAN: Honey, I just saw this beautiful mink coat on sale for $10,000, marked down from $12,500. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead"
WOMAN: "There's this beautiful Mercedes SUV on sale for a $110,000, can I buy that, too?"
MAN: "Sure, but for $110,000 I want all the options, and I want a dark color."
WOMAN: " Do you know that ranch we drove past last week, the one with the horse barn, the vineyard, and the 50-acre lake? There's a FOR SALE on it"
MAN "How much are they asking?"
WOMAN: "$2.5 million. I checked with the bank, we have enough money in our account to cover everything."
MAN, "OK, but don't bid more than 2.3 million."
WOMAN: "Bye honey, I love you."
The man stood up and held the cell phone in the air. "Excuse me," he announced for everyone to hear, " I just found this cell phone in the men's rest room."
WOMAN: "Are you at the cattle auction"
MAN: "Yep"
WOMAN: Honey, I just saw this beautiful mink coat on sale for $10,000, marked down from $12,500. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead"
WOMAN: "There's this beautiful Mercedes SUV on sale for a $110,000, can I buy that, too?"
MAN: "Sure, but for $110,000 I want all the options, and I want a dark color."
WOMAN: " Do you know that ranch we drove past last week, the one with the horse barn, the vineyard, and the 50-acre lake? There's a FOR SALE on it"
MAN "How much are they asking?"
WOMAN: "$2.5 million. I checked with the bank, we have enough money in our account to cover everything."
MAN, "OK, but don't bid more than 2.3 million."
WOMAN: "Bye honey, I love you."
The man stood up and held the cell phone in the air. "Excuse me," he announced for everyone to hear, " I just found this cell phone in the men's rest room."