Bill Gates on the next BIG thing to change di Wirl..

[Don1]

All Aboard...Toot Toot

Bill Gates: Robots Will Be The Next World-Changing Technology
By Kevin Smith | Business Insider – Tue, Feb 12, 2013 8:45 AM EST

Former Microsoft CEO Bill Gates hosted a Reddit "Ask Me Anything" (AMA) session yesterday.
There, Gates s hared information about the next big things in tech.
The question posed:
"What emerging technology today do you think will cause another big stir for the average consumer in the same way that the home computer did years ago?:
Gates answered:
"Robots, pervasive screens, speech interaction will all change the way we look at "computers". Once seeing, hearing, and reading (including handwriting) work very well you will interact in new ways."
Gates is well-known for his futuristic Seattle mansion , so it's no surprise that he believes robots and automated technology will be a huge trend somewhere in the near future.
But we agree with Gates: Robots are the next big thing after the mobile era ends.

[OJ]

ya mi a go buy a robot lawn mower one a these days..http://www.robolawn.ca/mower/lb75

[Don1]

Mi ave some yute whe cyan buil' one fi yuh

[Exile]

Its called day labour....

[Don1]

Its called day labour....

times are a-changin'

[Exile]

One for you...

Why did the sex robot fail out of electrical college?
Because she blew a fuse!
Why did the sex robot have to go to electrical college?
Because her outer casing was cube-like and distributed heat poorly, and apparently no one wants to make love to a cold, rectangular prism.
Why was she designed that way?
Because originally she was supposed to be a new kind of dishwasher that you load and unload through a little slot in the front, one dish at a time, and the dishwasher figures out where to put the dish for optimal cleanliness, but the inventor realized that actually making such a thing was too hard, so he abandoned the project and sold the prototype to a sex shop for fifty bucks.
Did that cover the money he originally spent on parts?
No. Not even close.
Was the sex robot at least good at sex?
No. She could barely wash dishes.
Then how did she blow a fuse at electrical college?
That wasn’t a euphemism. While she was taking the final exam, she blew a literal fuse, cutting off power to her language centers. She was actually doing really well on the exam until that happened.
Will they let her take the exam again?
No. The proctor didn’t realize that it was just a blown fuse, so he called some people from the dump, and they came by and threw her in a trash compactor. Now she’s nothing but scraps of lifeless matter.
What happened to the scraps?
Most of them are in a hole in the dump. Some of the remaining metal was recycled, melted down, and eventually used in the undercarriage of a Toyota Camry.
Well, at least now she might pass her final exam! Like, if someone took her unfinished exam, and put it in a car, and then the Camry passed that car? Like on the highway?
Please don’t joke about this. A sex robot has died.


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[Don1]

whe yuh find dem ting yah?

[Exile]

Robotics 101.