Hey Bruce, why didn't they use you for that VW ad?

[Mosiah]

I'm positive you could have done a better job with the patois. And you are already from Minnesota, aren't you? Or is it Wisconsin?!? Same thing!

Oh, they probably would have had to use another VW car or an SUV. That little bug could not hold you and 3 other people, I don't think.

[Bruce]

I am from Wisconsin. Minnesota is the place with the really crappy football team, the "Land Of 10,000 Lakes+---but only one fish.

As for the commercial, they didn't have a wide angle lens.

[Mosiah]

LOL!