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Mawnin people!
Wed Nov 10 08:25:20 1999
Just a little joke to start the day.
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he
>> settles in, he
>> glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding
>> the plane.
>>
>>
>> He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his
>> seat.
>> A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo
>> and behold,
>> she takes the seat right beside his.
>>
>>
>> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,
>> "Business trip
>> or vacation?" She turns, smiles and says, "Business.
>> I'm going to the
>> annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
>>
>>
>> Whoa ! ! ! He swallows hard and is instantly CRAZED
>> with excitement.
>> Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen,
>> sitting RIGHT next to
>> him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
>> Struggling to maintain
>> his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your
>> business role at this
>> convention?"
>>
>>
>> She says, "Lecturer. I use my experiences to debunk
>> some of the
>> popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he says,
>> swallowing hard, "what
>> myths
>> are those?"
>>
>>
>> "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that
>> African American men are
>> the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the
>> Native American Indian
>> who is most likely to possess that trait.
>>
>> Another popular myth is another popular myth is that
>> French men are the
>> best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish
>> descent."
>>
>>
>> Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and
>> blushes. "I'm
>> sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this
>> with you, I don't even
>> know your
>> name!"
>>
>>
>> "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein." the man says as he extends
>> his hand.
Have a productive day!
Mosiah
>>
Mawnin people!
Wed Nov 10 08:25:20 1999
Just a little joke to start the day.
A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he
>> settles in, he
>> glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding
>> the plane.
>>
>>
>> He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his
>> seat.
>> A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo
>> and behold,
>> she takes the seat right beside his.
>>
>>
>> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,
>> "Business trip
>> or vacation?" She turns, smiles and says, "Business.
>> I'm going to the
>> annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
>>
>>
>> Whoa ! ! ! He swallows hard and is instantly CRAZED
>> with excitement.
>> Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen,
>> sitting RIGHT next to
>> him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
>> Struggling to maintain
>> his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your
>> business role at this
>> convention?"
>>
>>
>> She says, "Lecturer. I use my experiences to debunk
>> some of the
>> popular myths about sexuality." "Really," he says,
>> swallowing hard, "what
>> myths
>> are those?"
>>
>>
>> "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that
>> African American men are
>> the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the
>> Native American Indian
>> who is most likely to possess that trait.
>>
>> Another popular myth is another popular myth is that
>> French men are the
>> best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish
>> descent."
>>
>>
>> Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and
>> blushes. "I'm
>> sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this
>> with you, I don't even
>> know your
>> name!"
>>
>>
>> "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein." the man says as he extends
>> his hand.
Have a productive day!
Mosiah
>>
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