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Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking along. They see a sign: "Contest for World's Most Beautiful Woman."
Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a Crown.
They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man."
Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.
They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar."
Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down, crying.
"Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.
Snow White goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing a Crown.
They walk along and see another sign: "Contest for World's Strongest Man."
Superman goes in, later comes out smiling, wearing the belt.
They walk along and see a sign: "Contest for World's Greatest Liar."
Pinocchio goes in, later comes out with his head down, crying.
"Who the hell is Mitt Romney?" Pinocchio sobs.