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A FINE EXAMPLE OF SOCIALIZED MEDICINE
It is now two weeks since Dave returned from the hospital where he underwent emergency surgery on the
advice of his doctor....as a preemptive measure to deal with his diagnosis of penile cancer.
Dave was not too happy about the procedure....but felt somewhat relieved that they caught it in the early stages.
He received this letter today..................................
Dear Sir:
The results from the lab work has now confirmed.... that the red ring around your 'private'..... was not cancer.
It was lipstick.
We apologize for the amputation.
It is now two weeks since Dave returned from the hospital where he underwent emergency surgery on the
advice of his doctor....as a preemptive measure to deal with his diagnosis of penile cancer.
Dave was not too happy about the procedure....but felt somewhat relieved that they caught it in the early stages.
He received this letter today..................................
Dear Sir:
The results from the lab work has now confirmed.... that the red ring around your 'private'..... was not cancer.
It was lipstick.
We apologize for the amputation.