The Seedless Chronicles: Salute to the Sweepers of the Werl

[Don1]

So Don1 had a meeting today at the Waldorf Astoria hotel with a young attractive Pole (YAP) interested in joining a fashion event team. So at the meeting's conclusion and upon attempting to exit the place with the YAP in tow, D1 is accosted in a semi hostile manner by a guy sweeping the floor (GS)--

GS: Yow bredrin wich part yuh come fram?

D1: Yard

GS: Eeeeh? Wich part?

D1: Town

GS: Ah oh...MoBay mi come from still. Mi si yuh inside yah couple time well

D1: Eeeeh.... Yeah is one nice likkle place fi meet. Chair dem comfatable, intanet plentiful an di bar dehdeh same way... ready one

GS: Suh who di sistren deh...whe she come fram?

D1: Poland ...wi juss ah deal wid some likkle bizniz tings. Mi si yuh inna di place regula but mi neva know seh yuh is ah yard man

YAP: Don, I don't understand what you're saying ...what's going on?

D1: Don't worry, we're just talking about something. We'll be done soon. Bredrin meet Magdalena

GS: Keith mi name still. Greetings sista.
GS: Ah 27 year mi deh yah ah werk an mi deh ah foreign fram 1972. Mi juss ah tun 65 nex year still

D1: Eeeeh?.... a lang time dat still

GS: Yeah mon... Mi ave two house yah an one bar an club inna Bay....plus mi ah build one 9 bedroom house ah Bay still

D1: Eeeeeh!? ...a big tings dat... nuff respek fi dat Keith

GS: Well yuh dun know ow it guh. Mi tink mi ah guh juss dun wid ova yah an guh dung nex year permanent....GS smiles... mi ah guh juss pull bout $100K ar suh outa one ah mi house dem an deal wid it proppa

D1: Tun up di ting yes Keith... yow mek wi ketch up nex time mi pass tru nuh?

GS: Yeah mon...mi deh yah


Seedless Grape tuh di Werl!!

[Willi]

What unno mean by seedless grape?

[Bricktop]

Pirate di bwoy pirate it

[Don1]

yuh nuh ave seedless grape inna Switzerland?

[Willi]

No, dat come from RSA. LoL

[Don1]

LOL

[Exile]

Yu bi-lingual? Mek wi hear de rest a di story now....sound like you cld do a series...mek mi give a start:

So mi an di YAP walk out to ketch a cab to find a cheaper place....(to be continued).

[Don1]

LOL.... mi nuh really inna di series ting but it soun viable fi tru

[Don1]

What unno mean by seedless grape?

FYI...The term "Seedless Grapes" was introduced by certain uninformed & misguided forum elements to disparage the Diaspora.... for residing in Babylon and eating such grapes while consuming conditioned air... i.e. being out of touch

Since that construct is clearly comprehensive nonsense (for many anyway) we have appropriated the term and artfully converted it to celebrate the critical inputs of the Diaspora...without whose supporting role Jamaica would be more of a pit toilet and not a fit place for anyone to live

So here's to Keith the Sweeper and the rest of us Seedless Grapes ...at least those of us who do more than just yap

[Exile]

Well said!

[Don1]

Cool nuh ...

BTW...I went to a 10Cane rum tasting... I'm not a big rum drinker but ah wikid tings!

Smooth lika silk and has shades of a very fine scotch... not that I drink scotch much either

Louis Vuitton upgrade di Trini rum profile fi reel

[Exile]

10-cane is good...light rum...best drank neat or on the rocks....had some with a brethren yesterday...bottle done (well it was already opened...)...apart from that, not much else rum-wise from TT....well for me.

[Willi]

OK,

I prefer seeded grapes myself...or fermented ones. LoL

[Bricktop]

We set the trends...you follow...but yuh don't have that je ne sais quoi...hush

[Don1]

OK,

I prefer seeded grapes myself...or fermented ones. LoL

Yep ova di past 5 years mi get inna di fermented one dem inna significant way ....yuhzimi