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FW: Can you believe.....
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A man was drinking in a Kingston bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces that his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
His fellow drinkers shook their heads in disbelief as they did not believe that any baby could weigh 25 pounds at birth...but the man just shrugs....and brags......
"That's about average up our way, folks...like I said....my son is a typical Clarendon baby boy.."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The barmaid greeted him warmly saying.....
"Hey, you're the father of that Clarendon baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?....
Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks...
So how much does he weigh now?"........
The proud father smugly answers......"Seventeen pounds."
The barmaid is puzzled and concerned......"What happened?.... He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a long...slow swig of his Red Stripe beer... wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans closer to the barmaid and proudly says....for all to hear.............
"Had him CIRCUMCISED."
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A man was drinking in a Kingston bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces that his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
His fellow drinkers shook their heads in disbelief as they did not believe that any baby could weigh 25 pounds at birth...but the man just shrugs....and brags......
"That's about average up our way, folks...like I said....my son is a typical Clarendon baby boy.."
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar. The barmaid greeted him warmly saying.....
"Hey, you're the father of that Clarendon baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you?....
Everybody's been making' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks...
So how much does he weigh now?"........
The proud father smugly answers......"Seventeen pounds."
The barmaid is puzzled and concerned......"What happened?.... He was 25 pounds the day he was born."
The father takes a long...slow swig of his Red Stripe beer... wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans closer to the barmaid and proudly says....for all to hear.............
"Had him CIRCUMCISED."