I, As King Of The World, Declare......

[Bruce]

Since today, December 26 is Boxing Day, I, as King Of The World, hereby declare:

December 27 - Wrestling Day.
December 28 - Mixed Martial Arts Day
December 29 - Tae Kwon Do Day
December 30 - Judo Day
December 31 - Street Brawling Day

And I also declare AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, THE BEARS STILL SUCK !