All I want for Christmas

[MdmeX]

is a Mac from the Apple Store.

As the lone female on this site, I mandate that all the men become MISTER CLAUS and chip in and buy me one.

http://www.apple.com/mac/

[Mosiah]

unu females nuh cause enuff problems in di world when unu aks fi apple, apple, apple?!

chill now, my girl!

[Willi]

mi nuh hear seh unno 1% ers get big Xmas bonus...mi nuh unnerstan...

[Exile]

I'll put the first $9 (the one on the right).

[MdmeX]

mi nuh hear seh unno 1% ers get big Xmas bonus...mi nuh unnerstan...

So Willi - you can't count - because you including me in the 1% ers now. Me is among the 99.9

[MdmeX]

unu females nuh cause enuff problems in di world when unu aks fi apple, apple, apple?!

chill now, my girl!

Just give it to us

[Peter R]

...I thought the woman was supposed to offer "the apple" to the man??