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Two young Jamaican guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking some weed.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of smoking weed. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, Mi persuaded 17 people fi give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
Mi used a diagram, your honor. Mi draw two circles like dis sah, O o.
Den mi tell dem dat di big circle is the size of your brain before smoking weed
and di small circle is the size of your brain after the weed."
"That's admirable," says the judge, your discharged.
Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, Mi persuaded 156 people fi give up weed forever sah".
"Wow!" says the judge.. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well sah, mi used a similar diagram," the guy says. "Mi draw two circles like dis: o O.
Den mi point to di little circle an say, "Dis is yu batt*hole before Jail......."
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Two young Jamaican guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking some weed.
The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of smoking weed. I'll see you back in court Monday."
On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, Mi persuaded 17 people fi give up drugs forever."
"Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? "
Mi used a diagram, your honor. Mi draw two circles like dis sah, O o.
Den mi tell dem dat di big circle is the size of your brain before smoking weed
and di small circle is the size of your brain after the weed."
"That's admirable," says the judge, your discharged.
Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?"
"Well, your honor, Mi persuaded 156 people fi give up weed forever sah".
"Wow!" says the judge.. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well sah, mi used a similar diagram," the guy says. "Mi draw two circles like dis: o O.
Den mi point to di little circle an say, "Dis is yu batt*hole before Jail......."
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