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60 Degrees: Arizonians turn up the heat.
People from Wisconsin plant gardens.
50 Degrees: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People from Wisconsinplay golf in shorts.
40 Degrees: Italian and English cars won't start.
People from Wisconsindrive with the windows down.
32 Degrees : Waterfreezes.
People from Wisconsin jog and play tennis with their shirts off. (Yes, the women, too.)
20 Degrees Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People from Wisconsin put on a flannel shirt.
10 Degrees New York Landlords finally turn up the heat.
People from Wisconsin have a cookout.
0 Degrees People from Miami all die.
In Wisconsin, Girl Scouts go door to door selling cookies.
10 Below Zero - Californians fly away to Mexico.
People from Wisconsin go ice fishing.
15 Below Zero: Hollywood disintegrates, breast implants freeze and explode.
People from Wisconsin get their winter coats.
20 Below Zero - Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People from Wisconsin let their dogs sleep inside.
30 Below Zero - Hell freezes over, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
In Wisconsin, schools open 2 hours late.
People from Wisconsin plant gardens.
50 Degrees: Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People from Wisconsinplay golf in shorts.
40 Degrees: Italian and English cars won't start.
People from Wisconsindrive with the windows down.
32 Degrees : Waterfreezes.
People from Wisconsin jog and play tennis with their shirts off. (Yes, the women, too.)
20 Degrees Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People from Wisconsin put on a flannel shirt.
10 Degrees New York Landlords finally turn up the heat.
People from Wisconsin have a cookout.
0 Degrees People from Miami all die.
In Wisconsin, Girl Scouts go door to door selling cookies.
10 Below Zero - Californians fly away to Mexico.
People from Wisconsin go ice fishing.
15 Below Zero: Hollywood disintegrates, breast implants freeze and explode.
People from Wisconsin get their winter coats.
20 Below Zero - Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People from Wisconsin let their dogs sleep inside.
30 Below Zero - Hell freezes over, Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
In Wisconsin, schools open 2 hours late.
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