Wit And Wisdom From The Midwest

[Bruce]

I get e-mails from one of those e-coupon sites from business in Milwaukee. Here is a witty line from a Peruvian restaurant:

"The ancient Incas threw salt into the heavens to try to summon rain, which explain why people throw pepper at vending machines trying to summon a Diet Coke."

But my personal favortie is:

"How do we do it? VOLUME! We have the loudest commercials in town!"