Jangle fault, blame him

[Sickko]

Had this dream last night...was walking on the street and saw India Arie across the street and stopped to stare at her then she waved at me and this afro popped out from under her arm pits...I woke up sweating

But seriously though as gross as the underarm hirsute thing is, the nasty plastic wigs women wear now a days freak me out even more, I just dont get it.

I see this girl one day, say Monday and she has this thing on her head that looks like a skull cap, I see her three days layer and she has locks flowing down to her back but you can stay a, mile and see that it is dead as a stone no matter how much they try to liven it up.

Again, not into the under arm hair thing but the wigs freak me out as I keep thinking about the ones my grand mother used to wear and when her mood take her she just drag it on with no care whether it on back to front...

[MdmeX]

Had this dream last night...was walking on the street and saw India Arie across the street and stopped to stare at her then she waved at me and this afro popped out from under her arm pits...I woke up sweating

But seriously though as gross as the underarm hirsute thing is, the nasty plastic wigs women wear now a days freak me out even more, I just dont get it.

I see this girl one day, say Monday and she has this thing on her head that looks like a skull cap, I see her three days layer and she has locks flowing down to her back but you can stay a, mile and see that it is dead as a stone no matter how much they try to liven it up.

Again, not into the under arm hair thing but the wigs freak me out as I keep thinking about the ones my grand mother used to wear and when her mood take her she just drag it on with no care whether it on back to front...

Paul - Leave the wig wearers alone. Do you know how much money they contribute to the ECONOMY Hell, when I don't feel likegrooming my natty dreads, I just drag one on too (but unlike grandma, I put it on correctly)

[Sickko]

I will take natty dreads over wigs any day...

[Jangle]

Sickko, you need to be dragged into this century. The quality of the wigs today is of the highest standards - if you spend good money. My wife, who has hair to her shoulders, has about 3 or so wigs that she throws on when she is in between her hairdressing schedules. The wigs changes a woman's appearance instantly, and sometimes for the better. Keeps things fresh. Get with the program. Your ooman dem nah complain when yuh box out yuh false teet after a romp in the bed. More power to the wiggist dem!!!!!!

[Gamma]

let me guess, with each wig she is a diffran' ooman right?

[Sickko]

LOL! Aaah boy...this is a family forum right Mosiah and Karl....mek me kibber my mouth but I will say i had one girl friend back in the late 1990s and she liked to be slapped...I was very wary of it but told her that any time she ever slap me, we going to fight

[Mosiah]

paddle, no slap round 'ere. paddle!

[Skeng DX]

let me guess, with each wig she is a diffran' ooman right?

lol

[Jangle]

There you go...........

[MdmeX]

Sickko, you need to be dragged into this century. The quality of the wigs today is of the highest standards - if you spend good money. My wife, who has hair to her shoulders, has about 3 or so wigs that she throws on when she is in between her hairdressing schedules. The wigs changes a woman's appearance instantly, and sometimes for the better. Keeps things fresh. Get with the program. Your ooman dem nah complain when yuh box out yuh false teet after a romp in the bed. More power to the wiggist dem!!!!!!

Take time wid me, I'm laffing too hard and there's a goon across from me

[MdmeX]

paddle, no slap round 'ere. paddle!

paddle, straddle

[Gamma]

a suh it guh mdmeX .... paddle den straddle?

[Jangle]

straddle di paddle then walk wid a waddle after some diddle-daddle (Coppyright)

[Mosiah]

LOLOLOLOL!!!! Wooiee! And here I was thinking MdmeX was a Sunday School teacher!

[Mosiah]

why would anyone want to straddle di...yuh know what, to each his own!