Ode to the Abominable Shortman

[Don1]

In a sweet land so green and and a community even greener lived a wee lad named "Chris"
His father Jim Brown via BBQ had passed, but by very few was missed

Like Father, like Son both the the Name and the Game was Coke
That profession pursued surely by only a Dope

"Chris" flourished under Orange, then Green but the latter he loved best
That love consummated by permitting a Gelding in his Tivoli Nest

Gelding or not with a Fist of Iron "Chris" ruled the Tivoli Roost
Giving Team Green a Big Boost.. but putting Sweet JA in a Noose

Woe to he who was so foolish the mighty "Chris" to diss
As poor Mayor Desmond discovered when his chin met Chris' fist

Powerful forces in the dark plotted the Coke coke plans to burn
Of this plot it appears neither Portia nor Gelding did learn

So Gelding in ignorance believed there was nothing to fear
But very wrong was he so he collapsed in televised tears

Sweet Jamaica paid a big price for Gelding's terrible lies
Some willingly & some not... but 73+ did die

Not Chris the Bewigged though... he fled death with Rev Al in tow
The Simanyah deception was a no-no... so to justice ah foreign he had to go

Pleading guilty as charged, to Babylon "Chris" tried to make nice
Leaving many ah Yaad wid dem B@tty inna Vice

[Rudi]

Classic

[Don1]

ah suh mi seeit ..a suh mi post it bredrin

[Reggaedoc]

Sad indeed, because his granfather Mr. Coke was a good friend of my family in West Kingston, back in the old days, especially of my grand uncle, who like grandfather Coke were both butchers. Old Mr. Coke was a decent, hardworking person. Quite a shame that his son, and grandson became the goons they turned out to be. I have been made to understand, but not been able to confirm it, that Chris Coke was not really Mr. Coke's grandson by blood.

[Skeng DX]

DEM SEH HIM A JACKET

DEM ALL INTERVIEW HIM MADA INNA D NEWS PAPER she seh people jus luv talk

U CAN google it

[Don1]

Interesting background stuff...wasn't aware of that

[Don1]

inna Vise .. but Vice works

[Don1]

Sad indeed, because his granfather Mr. Coke was a good friend of my family in West Kingston, back in the old days, especially of my grand uncle, who like grandfather Coke were both butchers.

With the recent revelation of " Chris' " participation in a chain saw murder... it seems he was staying true to his Grandfather's business tradition

A worthy subject for an entire Government (and their vacuous supporters on this issue) to fight so long and strong to protect

[Reggaedoc]

Food for thought.