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A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Wyoming prairies without
water. His horse had already died of thirst. He's crawling along the dusty
ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he
sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. He crawls
to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old
briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She
is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her
pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the
genie..You know how I work....You have three wishes.''I'm not falling for this.'
said the cowboy... 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.''What do you have to
lose? You've got no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyway!
'The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right.
'OK!, I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF***The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever
seen and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.''My second wish is that I was rich beyond
my wildest dreams.
'** *POOF***The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.
'***POOF***He was turned into a tampon.
Moral of the story:If the U.S.government offers to help you, there's going to be
a string attached
water. His horse had already died of thirst. He's crawling along the dusty
ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he
sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him. He crawls
to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old
briefcase. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She
is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull grey dress. There's a calculator in her
pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. 'Well, cowboy,' says the
genie..You know how I work....You have three wishes.''I'm not falling for this.'
said the cowboy... 'I'm not going to trust an IRS genie.''What do you have to
lose? You've got no transportation and it looks like you're a goner anyway!
'The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right.
'OK!, I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.'
***POOF***The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful spring he has ever
seen and he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.''My second wish is that I was rich beyond
my wildest dreams.
'** *POOF***The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with
rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... 'I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me.
'***POOF***He was turned into a tampon.
Moral of the story:If the U.S.government offers to help you, there's going to be
a string attached
Paul Marin -19 is one thing, 20 is a whole other matter. It gets even worse if they win the UCL. *groan*. 
05/18/2011.MU fans naah cough, but all a unuh a vomit?-Lazie 1/11/2015
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