Critical Thinking test

[Muadib]

Yuh end up on a desert island with 2 man and 5 woman.

Di two man dem tell yuh seh dem Gay.

You:

(a) Try and convert dem
(b) replace dem wid two hetero fuss chance yuh get
(c) Thank yuh lucky stars and encourage dem tuh tie di knot

[Gamma]

di woman dem straight or gay?

[Muadib]

everybody else straight..

[Gamma]

den mi tek mi harem an' move to another part of the island!

[Muadib]

yuh nevah tek SAT ?

yuh mek up yuh owna ansah innah dat tuh ?

[Muadib]

yuh sound like one summady who seh dem vote Rasta Party last election..

[Islandman]

LOL! Tie the knot? So who would perform the ceremony pon the deserted island?

Wha kinda eediot test question dat? The examiner come from Englan?

[Gamma]

"none of the above" dem have dat in SAT and never just 3 options

[Muadib]

pretend yuh was di Ship Captain...

[Peter R]

The captain is a man or woman? and wouldn't that now add an extra person to the group?

[Peter R]

anyway, I'd tell them to just live in sin an dun... cah is dat mi woud be doin tuh! wid five 'oman..

[Exile]

Tell yu and yu fren to start to swim....not on my island.

[Muadib]

look like di multiple choice concept defeat unnuh.. mebbe I should call it a thinking test..

unnuh cyaan even pass dat basic test when it come to certain topic...

Phobia does that..

[Muadib]

see now yuh really not thinking carefully... marriage brings certain responsibilities..

[Exile]

This is where your 'brain' goes AWOL. Some us are not 'limited' by given choices...but then you are bi-chromatic....


For your benefit:


Male New World monkeys often lack full colour vision -- as
indeed do many human males.

This is usually seen as a defect; the answer is more simple and more obvious.