Dave Allen, a British comedian, used religion as a frequent target of jokes. He quoted the preacher:
...and you will be eternally damned to hell, where there will be constant moaning, weeping, and gnashing of teeth!"
Then an old woman spoke up....."But Reverend, I don't have any teeth."
The preacher: "In that case, TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED!"
...and you will be eternally damned to hell, where there will be constant moaning, weeping, and gnashing of teeth!"
Then an old woman spoke up....."But Reverend, I don't have any teeth."
The preacher: "In that case, TEETH WILL BE PROVIDED!"
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