Jesus...Jesus...Jesu..hep mi father!!!

[HL]

I wonder how many folks in Joplin Missouri thought the world was coming to an end yesterday.

CNN played a video. Could not make out much of what was happening ...but you could hear the people bawling out...Jesus...jesus....save me Lord...hep me fada......sob...sob...sob

[Willi]

Sad story. 2011 is a doozy and it nuh done yet.

[Karl]

My wife says this will be a 'bad' hurricane season!

[myYout]

true dat, true dat hard fi true.

[Lionpaw]

My wife says this will be a 'bad' hurricane season!

U married to a weatherman?

[MdmeX]

Sad story. 2011 is a doozy and it nuh done yet.

Willi: I spoke to Lane4 last night; his neck of the woods is ok.

[MdmeX]

My wife says this will be a 'bad' hurricane season!

What - is her ESP on target?

[Gamma]

shi have any insight on the rapture?

[Willi]

Good news!

I am in Hungary and a bit out of touch.

[Tilla]

I am in Hungary and a bit out of touch

Yuh in Hungary or yuh hungry?

That said, I am preparing for some severe weather llater. We are currently under tornado watch and I heard that Oklahoma City had a tornado touch down a moment ago. Might be spending the rest of the evening in my basement.

Understand that there are still 1600 people missing in Joplin.

[Willi]

Mine mi sick the Huns on you!

I man inna Budapest and am faaaar from hungry...all dem a do is ply wi wid food! Dem gone overboard...too much goulash!

[TDowl]

Listen, the Power Ball is over $100M, tell her I will split the winnings wid har, send numbas pllleeaaassseee.

[Tilla]

...too much goulash!

Goulash, is wha dat? I thought it was something you wear over your leather shoes to prevent them getting wet in wet weather.

As you can see, I am on a funny streak today.

[Willi]

Well you shoes would be hot and sticky if you "wear" goulash over them. Hot spicy chunky beef soup!