This Christmas, I noticed some very expensive-looking Christmas tree ornaments, you know, those orbs/globes/balls whatever you call them. I was just thinking I have never seen any with a Jamaican/Caribbean touch to them.
Picture some really well-made, regal, bright-coloured, shiny ornament that resembled an ackee, a coconut, an otaheite apple, a marijuana leaf, a spliff, complete with glowing tip, something looking like an icicle only it was Bruce's ever-growing Pinocchio nose! Imagine how fast they would leave the Walmart shelves, shoplifters notwithstanding!
Feel free to add your ideas. Wi muss can find some Chinese company that could make it for us!
Okay! Maybe too much rum in that sorrel!
Seriously, that ackee one would be the bomb!
Picture some really well-made, regal, bright-coloured, shiny ornament that resembled an ackee, a coconut, an otaheite apple, a marijuana leaf, a spliff, complete with glowing tip, something looking like an icicle only it was Bruce's ever-growing Pinocchio nose! Imagine how fast they would leave the Walmart shelves, shoplifters notwithstanding!
Feel free to add your ideas. Wi muss can find some Chinese company that could make it for us!
Okay! Maybe too much rum in that sorrel!
Seriously, that ackee one would be the bomb!
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