Maudib...I thought crime (and murder) ended in Jamaica...

[HL]

Almost never read the Jamaican newspaper. Took the risk earlier today.

Thought Bruce Bruce was now running a murder/crime free country.....

Jamaica is like a person--stabbed to the hilt with a dagger. Someone comes along and pull the dagger out by 10%...hoping the person gets relief.

[Muadib]

Why would you read a Jamaican Newspaper ?

What yuh haffi duh wid Jamaica ??

[Rudi]

Easy nuh man. The man wanted some releif from US' World Cup news. We no badmind when demrun him from up so we still a go let him in.

[Muadib]

Yuh tekking French ?

[Rudi]

yeah.Her first name is Angelique.

[Muadib]

oh.. cause is pure Oui yuh deh pon..

[Rudi]

Consider it the royal oui. Comprendre?

[myYout]

Almost nevah, come on now dat nuh right at all.