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  • Man stays underwater for two hours to elude cops

    Chat!
    Wednesday, July 14, 2010

    A man accused to stealing fish stayed under water in a fish pond for more than two hours at the Longville Park Farm in Clarendon yesterday in a bid to escape from the police.

    “We couldn’t believe that anyone could stay under water for so long,” a curious onlooker told Chat! at the scene.

    “We have never seen anything like this, bwoy, wi give up, cause wi neva si how anybody coulda hold dem breath fi dat dey amount a time,” another person who was observing the whole drama told Chat!.

    It all unfolded about 12 noon yesterday when the owner of the farm Danny Bunting observed the man illegally fishing from the pond. Bunting then drove up behind him and upon seeing the approaching van, tried to make his escape.

    His luck ran out as he was cornered by Bunting’s son. Seeing his escape route was cut off, the thief jumped into the pond.

    A report was made to the police who turned up promptly on the scene.

    “The police stayed for over two hours with the thief showing no sign of life,” a Chat! source explained. It was only after the police voiced the suspicion that he might have drowned the decision was taken to call in a diver.

    After making several attempts the diver found the thief lying at the bottom, holding his nose.
    Sunday, August 28th, 2011. We will never forget !!

  • #2
    Well.. Bunting involve suh mi nuh need fi comment...

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    • #3
      Comment nuh?

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      • #4
        "A report was made to the police who turned up promptly on the scene"

        JCF getting more efficient.. impressive..

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        • #5
          Him need an agent now! David Blaine nah try!

          LOL! What garbage.
          "‎It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men" - Frederick Douglass

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          • #6
            Dem was in a time warp or what? or they just didn't see the straw he was breathing through...

            Is which paypa print dat? The Star?
            Peter R

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            • #7
              Him figure a way fi get oxygen down deh and who else but the Star would a write sumtin like this.
              Winning means you're willing to go longer, work harder, and give more than anyone else - Vince Lombardi

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              • #8
                Dem probably basing it on how long it normally tek Police to respond...

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                • #9
                  a fish dat. bun dat!

                  nuh true, lionpaw?


                  BLACK LIVES MATTER

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                  • #10
                    After making several attempts the diver found the thief lying at the bottom, holding his nose.
                    2 hours??

                    Yard man ah di bes....strait...im fi link wid di lady whey Duppy did bax har two time...

                    Wikkid comedy routine dat
                    Last edited by Don1; July 14, 2010, 12:02 PM.
                    TIVOLI: THE DESTRUCTION OF JAMAICA'S EVIL EMPIRE

                    Recognizing the victims of Jamaica's horrendous criminality and exposing the Dummies like Dippy supporting criminals by their deeds.. or their silence.

                    D1 - Xposing Dummies since 2007

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Twan View Post
                      Chat!
                      Wednesday, July 14, 2010

                      A man accused to stealing fish stayed under water in a fish pond for more than two hours at the Longville Park Farm in Clarendon yesterday in a bid to escape from the police.

                      “We couldn’t believe that anyone could stay under water for so long,” a curious onlooker told Chat! at the scene.

                      “We have never seen anything like this, bwoy, wi give up, cause wi neva si how anybody coulda hold dem breath fi dat dey amount a time,” another person who was observing the whole drama told Chat!.

                      It all unfolded about 12 noon yesterday when the owner of the farm Danny Bunting observed the man illegally fishing from the pond. Bunting then drove up behind him and upon seeing the approaching van, tried to make his escape.

                      His luck ran out as he was cornered by Bunting’s son. Seeing his escape route was cut off, the thief jumped into the pond.

                      A report was made to the police who turned up promptly on the scene.

                      “The police stayed for over two hours with the thief showing no sign of life,” a Chat! source explained. It was only after the police voiced the suspicion that he might have drowned the decision was taken to call in a diver.

                      After making several attempts the diver found the thief lying at the bottom, holding his nose.

                      Aha! they didn't say that he was alive!
                      Peter R

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Hortical View Post
                        Him figure a way fi get oxygen down deh and who else but the Star would a write sumtin like this.

                        It look like is the Observer (tabloid called Chat) that print this story
                        Life is a system of half-truths and lies, opportunistic, convenient evasion.”
                        - Langston Hughes

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Mosiah View Post
                          a fish dat. bun dat!

                          nuh true, lionpaw?
                          yeh mon, bun dat(steam) wid some callaloo and u good to go..

                          i stop classify "them" as fish. fish a summ'n wha nice when u fry it or steam it and there's nutt'n nice about a chichi man.

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                          • #14
                            man from atlantis

                            Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. Thomas Paine

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                            • #15
                              World record!
                              "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."

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