Funny joke

[Sickko]

<PRE><TT><BIG>&gt;&gt; Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children&gt; what their fathers did for a living.&gt;&gt;&gt; All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy,&gt; captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet &gt; and&gt;&gt; so the teacher asked him about his father.&gt;&gt;&gt; "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes&gt; in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out&gt; with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy&gt; aside to ask him if that was really true.&gt;&gt;&gt; "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too&gt; embarrassed to say."&gt;</BIG></TT></PRE>