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    Inspired by a minor discussion in the thread on the firebombing of Lawman's car:

    Originally posted by Mosiah View Post

    Originally posted by Maudib View Post
    Must be his name...

    Lawman Lynch ?

    WTF were his parents thinking ?
    i was hoping no one noticed.
    ...I dug up this old gem I had read sometime ago:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7909561.stm


    'Most unfortunate names' revealed



    Imagine growing up as Annette Curtain or Tim Burr

    What do you call some of the most unlucky people in Britain?
    Justin Case, Barb Dwyer and Stan Still.
    It sounds like a bad joke, but a study has revealed that there really are unfortunate people with those names in the UK.
    Joining them on the list are Terry Bull, Paige Turner, Mary Christmas and Anna Sasin.
    And just imagine having to introduce yourself to a crowd as Doug Hole or Hazel Nutt.
    The names were uncovered by researchers from parenting group TheBabyWebsite.com after trawling through online telephone records.
    Retired airman Stan Still, 76, from Cirencester, Gloucestershire, said his name had been "a blooming millstone around my neck my entire life".
    "When I was in the RAF my commanding officer used to shout, 'Stan Still, get a move on' and roll about laughing," he said.
    "It got hugely boring after a while."
    But 51-year-old Rose Bush, from Coventry, West Midlands, said she loved her name.

    MORE UNFORTUNATE NAMES
    Pearl Button
    Jo King
    Barry Cade
    Carrie Oakey
    Priti Manek
    Tim Burr


    "I always get comments about it but they are always very positive," she said.
    Implications
    Researchers also scoured phone records in the US and found some unlikely names there too.
    Spare a thought for Anna Prentice, Annette Curtain and Bill Board the next time you sign your name.
    A string of Americans also have very job-specific names, including Dr Leslie Doctor, Dr Thoulton Surgeon and Les Plack - a dentist in San Francisco.
    A spokesman for TheBabyWebsite.com said: "When the parents of some of those people mentioned named their children, many probably didn't even realise the implications at the time.
    "Parents really do need to think carefully though when choosing names for their children.
    "Their name will be with them for life and what may be quirky and fun for a toddler might be regretted terribly when that person becomes older or even a grandparent perhaps."

    Below are a selection of your comments.
    I was named Simon Swindells at birth. It caused no end of ridicule throughout my childhood and teens and I changed my first name by deed poll shortly after turning 18 and changed the surname a few years later.
    I found it difficult to be taken seriously when meeting people (socially and professionally when applying for jobs etc) as they laughed out loud when hearing the name.
    Chrys Hudson Lee, Brighton
    My name is the same as the actor who played the third Doctor Who. Growing up wasn't so bad, I used to get called all sorts, but because Doctor Who was seen as "cool" the nicknames were always positive.
    But when he moved on and became Worzel Gummidge, the school taunts became crueller. I was constantly asked if I had an Aunt Sally, asked by teachers if I had the stupid head on today etc.
    In my 20s, people still recognised the name, and when the actor passed away, I got several phone calls to see if I was still alive.
    Jon Pertwee, Sion, Switzerland
    This is a common name in Belgium and France but when I was living in UK it was quite weird, because people were always talking about Richard the Third and I had no clue of what they were talking about. I just realised some time later on.
    Furthermore in France, one of my colleagues has double nationality (British and French) and his name is Olivier Moron (French origins). Once again in French, no problem at all... but in English
    Richard Six, Paris, France (but I'm Belgian)
    Mine tops the lot. Think about it.
    Jenny Taylor, Kendal
    Well, years of ruthless teasing have given way to slightly kinder comments along the lines of "what a great name". I just wish I had a decent answer to the question: "What were your parents thinking?"
    Daisy Picking, London
    My father, whose name was Albert Hall, had a lot to answer for when he named my brother Jim. Jim took a pounding whenever PE came round at school.
    You'd have thought the "Royal" Albert would have been a bit more circumspect in his choice of name for his offspring!
    David Hall, Cardross, Scotland
    My cousins called their daughter Esther Munday, it has always made me chuckle.
    Terry Withington, Hinckley, England
    This article has put a big smile on many of my colleagues, friends and client's faces today. You would not believe how many times I have been e-mailed with links to your website.
    I personally love my name as it makes people laugh and at least no-one will forget it! I'd never consider it unfortunate, it's just funny.
    Jo King, London
    My name was Susan Frame. I am a lawyer. I met and married Robert who is a banker. His surname is Mee. Now we are Sue Mee, a lawyer, and Rob Mee, a banker - ironic? I have taken no end of stick for this, believe me.
    Susan Mee, Doncaster
    My name being Andrew Burke, a lot of letters I get are to A Burke.
    Andrew Burke, Aldershot, UK
    When I lived near Aberystwyth, 20 years ago, I had a lovely neighbour called Ivy Plant. If she's still alive, or anyone knows of her whereabouts, I'd appreciate an address or any news of her.
    John McCullough, Ballymena, Antrim
    Unfortunately your name doesn't have to have a double meaning to be found continually amusing to others. However, I have found the benefit in adult life is that it is always noticed and remembered and is therefore a great networking "tool".
    Bill Badger, Romford, Essex
    A chap who preceded me as student's union president at Imperial in London changed his name to Sidney Harbour-Bridge for a year for charity. After the year he decided to keep it as he found it an asset in business... I'd love to hear if he has the moniker after nearly 20 years!
    Chris Davidson, Market Bosworth
    Hi, my mum was Hazel Nutt. Her maiden name was Morrison and she married my father, Peter Nutt. I watched her write out a cheque once with the checkout girl grinning, but my mum was definitely hiding a grin too. I think she loved it.
    Donald Nutt, Dundee
    My name is ok, but I have a 14-year-old niece called Lotte Flack. Luckily for her she lives in Germany so she is blissfully unaware of the implications. So far.
    Eliot Flack-Hill, Hove, East Sussex
    Doesn't sound bad but when people start chanting merrily, merrily, merrily it becomes tedious. Should have kept my maiden name.
    Mary Lee, Pinner, Middlesex
    I've always said that if my partner (a Button) and I had a baby girl we'd call her Pearl. With the fringe benefit that I'd get to call myself mother-of-Pearl Button.
    Katie, St Albans, Hertfordshire At the turn of the last century it was common to give girls the names of flowers, hence my Nan and her sisters who were called Ivy, Daisy and Rose. It's a shame their maiden name was Roots. My father, on the other hand, has a sister called June, which goes so well with our family name, don't you think?
    Kevin May, Kent I went to school with a Penny Bunn and my cousin always said she would call her daughter her favourite girl's name, Dawn, until she married a Mr Hobbs.
    Delia Wyers, Burton-on-Trent

  • #2
    How about Bruised Golding? No?


    BLACK LIVES MATTER

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Mosiah View Post
      How about Bruised Golding? No?
      Come now, none of that on this thread. This is a serious thread about humorous names.

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      • #4
        How about Latrina
        “Life is a system of half-truths and lies, opportunistic, convenient evasion.”
        - Langston Hughes

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        • #5
          Oh, I got one - C. Coke!


          BLACK LIVES MATTER

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          • #6
            I know of a woman with the first name Gorgeous.
            "Jamaica's future reflects its past, having attained only one per cent annual growth over 30 years whilst neighbours have grown at five per cent." (Article)

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            • #7
              There was this double amputee whose first name was Urine..no joke
              Solidarity is not a matter of well wishing, but is sharing the very same fate whether in victory or in death.
              Che Guevara.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Lazie View Post
                I know of a woman with the first name Gorgeous.
                Hmm....but how did she look though?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ReggaeMike View Post
                  Hmm....but how did she look though?
                  Good question, I spoke to her on the phone.
                  "Jamaica's future reflects its past, having attained only one per cent annual growth over 30 years whilst neighbours have grown at five per cent." (Article)

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sickko View Post
                    There was this double amputee whose first name was Urine..no joke
                    Okay, that's a good one, but where did this unfortunate soul come from?

                    Because you see the name is all in context, like this for this poor fellow:

                    http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/04...-bin-suparmen/

                    Singapore Superhero: Batman Bin Suparman


                    You should never judge a book by its cover, but what if that book turned out to be a comic? Batman Bin Suparman might not be a joke, but his name sure is.

                    In Singapore, English is the most widely used language and all names are translated or converted to English when their Birth Certificate is issued.




                    On May 13, 1990, this young man was blessed with being named after two superheroes: Batman and Superman.

                    Unfortunately we were unable to find the boy for comment, as no one seems to know his alter egos…



                    Now you see, "Suparman" I take is a Javanese name and "bin" means "son of", so if he hadn't been blessed with such an unfortunate first name then the superhero association wouldn't have been made with his patronymic name ("Suparman" would be the name of his father).

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lazie View Post
                      Good question, I spoke to her on the phone.
                      Rasss.....so you mean her name might not only be unfortunate but ironic?

                      Boy I hope she lived up to her billing.

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