Yesterday, I recieved a letter from the US State Department stating that the Jamaican government has issued a warrant for my arrest.
The charges include:
1. Impersonating a Jamaican.
2. Conspiracy to bring large quantities of soccer equipment into Jamaica
3. Unauthorized entry into Arnett Gardens.
4. Going to a "massage centre" and NOT f**king. (she used her hands)
5. Urinating in public
6. Fishing without a license
7. Cheating at golf.
The charges include:
1. Impersonating a Jamaican.
2. Conspiracy to bring large quantities of soccer equipment into Jamaica
3. Unauthorized entry into Arnett Gardens.
4. Going to a "massage centre" and NOT f**king. (she used her hands)
5. Urinating in public
6. Fishing without a license
7. Cheating at golf.
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