Have a laff

[Sickko]

> A Jamaican
> urgently needed a few days off work, but, he
> knew the Boss would not allow him to take leave so he
> thought that maybe if
> he acted 'Crazy', then he would tell him to take
> a few days off.
>
> So, he hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny
> noises. His
> Guyanese co-worker asked him what he was doing. He
> told him that he was
> pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss might
> think he was 'Crazy' and
> give him a few days off.
>
> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
> asked, 'What in the
> name of good GOD are you doing?' He told him he was a
> light bulb.The Boss
> said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and
> recuperate for a couple of
> days.' So the Jamaican jumped down and walked
> out of the office...When
> his Guyanese co-worker followed him, the Boss
> asked,'...And where do you
> think you're going?!'
>
>
>
> (You're going to love this....)
>
> He said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in
> the dark.