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hree contractors are bidding to fix the fence at Jamaica House. One is
from Montego Bay, another from Kingston and the third, from Mandeville.
They go with an official from Jamaica House, to examine the fence.
The Mo-Bay contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil. "Well,"he says. "De job gwine
run yuh 'bout $900: $400 fi material, $400 fi my crew an' $100 profit fi
me."
The Mandeville contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do dis job fi $700; $300 fi material, $300 fi my crew and
$100 profit fi Mass Me."
The Kingston contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to
the Jamaica House official and whispers: "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, observes: "Yuh didn't even tek measurement
like de addah contractah dem! Weh yuh get such a high figgah?"
"Easy man," the Kingstonian explains, "Look yah! $1,000 fi you, $1,000
fi me an' we hire de breddah from Mandeville".
from Montego Bay, another from Kingston and the third, from Mandeville.
They go with an official from Jamaica House, to examine the fence.
The Mo-Bay contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring,
then works some figures with a pencil. "Well,"he says. "De job gwine
run yuh 'bout $900: $400 fi material, $400 fi my crew an' $100 profit fi
me."
The Mandeville contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then
says, "I can do dis job fi $700; $300 fi material, $300 fi my crew and
$100 profit fi Mass Me."
The Kingston contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to
the Jamaica House official and whispers: "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, observes: "Yuh didn't even tek measurement
like de addah contractah dem! Weh yuh get such a high figgah?"
"Easy man," the Kingstonian explains, "Look yah! $1,000 fi you, $1,000
fi me an' we hire de breddah from Mandeville".