The Trini maid asked for a pay increase...
The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.'
The first one........mi iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband say so..'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener '
Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?'
The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Marie, why you feel you deserve a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.'
The first one........mi iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband say so..'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'The second reason.......ah cook better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Marie: 'My last reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband say that as well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am.........the Gardener '
Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again ?'
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