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A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.
> The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband
> to go to the party alone.
>
> He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and
> said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and
> there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not
> going.
> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
> sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain
> and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
>
> Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she
> thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to
> see how he acted when she was not with him.
> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
> around on the dance floor, dancing with
> every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here
> and a little kiss there.
> His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
> herself, he left his
> current partner high and dry and
> devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She
> let him go as far as he wished
> ,naturally, since he was her husband.
>
>
> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
> she agreed.
>
> So off they went to one of the cars and had a
> quickie.
> Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went
> home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
> kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked
> what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the
> same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
> you're not there."
> - "Did you dance much ?"
>
> - "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
> When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other
> guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
> But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy
> I loaned my costume to...."
> The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband
> to go to the party alone.
>
> He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and
> said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and
> there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not
> going.
> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after
> sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain
> and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
>
> Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she
> thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to
> see how he acted when she was not with him.
> She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
> around on the dance floor, dancing with
> every nice woman he could, and copping a little feel here
> and a little kiss there.
> His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
> herself, he left his
> current partner high and dry and
> devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She
> let him go as far as he wished
> ,naturally, since he was her husband.
>
>
> Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
> she agreed.
>
> So off they went to one of the cars and had a
> quickie.
> Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went
> home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what
> kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
>
> She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked
> what kind of a time he had. He said: "Oh, the
> same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
> you're not there."
> - "Did you dance much ?"
>
> - "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
> When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other
> guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
> But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy
> I loaned my costume to...."