A friend told me this was on Mutty Perkins' this morning

[Mosiah]

Jamaican and Cayman beggars were working the streets on Georgetown. Yardie is very successful at begging. He had a large home and several cars and he even managed to send regular MoneyGrams to his peeps back a yard. He was making boatloads of cash. Obviously the Cayman islander became curious so he sought advice from his friend.

Yardie asked " what your sign say?" Cayman showed him the sign which read, " I am unemployed with 6 kids ad a wife. Anything you can spare will help."

"Now look at my sign" Yardie boasted. It read, " I am a Jamaican in Cayman and i only need $10 to go back home".

[HL]

....an yuh think that's funny....~~sigh~~

[Mosiah]

actually, i do!

I'm happy we don't have the same sense of humour!