'It's golf balls!'

[Sickko]

A beautiful blonde was seated on a bus when a man got on with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He sat down opposite the blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said,

'It's golf balls!'
She nodded, but continued to look at him for a long time, thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked:-

'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'

[Bruce]

A man showed up at work Monday morning on crutches and his ankle in a cast.

"What happened?" said his boss. The man said, "I broke my ankle playing golf."

His boss said, "How do you break your ankle playing golf?"

The man said, "I fell off the ball washer."

[TDowl]

Ole bwoy a hold him kaana, when two Empress approach to settle an argument fe dem, so one Empress said fadda, out of Baby pain and a tooth ache which one is hotta, Fadda said yu evva squeeze yu seed yet.