ACTUAL NEWS ITEM: A total solar eclipse occurred yesterday, visible in India and throughout Asia. The eclipse lasted nearly four minutes.
JOKE: The eclipse was accompanied by a strange loud rumbling sound heard throughout the world.
The noise was caused by Elvis Presley beating the crap out of Michael Jackson for marrying Presley's daughter.
JOKE: The eclipse was accompanied by a strange loud rumbling sound heard throughout the world.
The noise was caused by Elvis Presley beating the crap out of Michael Jackson for marrying Presley's daughter.