Only In Wisconsin....

[Bruce]

• Images: Photos Of Beer Truck Crash Scene

MADISON, WISCONSIN - A beer truck filled with bottled beer overturned on Madison's east side Friday morning. Many of the bottles broke, and beer gushed into the gutter. There were no injuries.

Authorities sent for a truck load of pretzels and had a party.

[Peter R]

What a waste! Was the driver sampling his cargo?

[Bruce]

Only In Wisconsin, Part 2



The world-famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, one of a fleet of six, crashed into a house in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, around noon Friday. The driver thought she had the Wienermobile in reverse, but in fact it was going forward. There were no injuries, though the owner of the house surely did not relish the damage.

A spokesperson for Oscar Mayer said damage to the house would be covered by insurance. The Wienermobile will be repaired as soon as the local body shop can ketchup with its backlog of other vehicles.

[Bruce]

Was It Miller Or Bud

What a waste! Was the driver sampling his cargo?

Both Miller Lite and Budweiser sell light beer flavored with lime. Miller's brand is called "Miller Chill" and Budweiser is "Bud Light Lime"

If the truck was from Budweiser, it's no loss. It's against my religion to buy Budweiser.