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    Yuh mus be tink seh mi born behind cow!!!

    Learn fi dance a yard before yuh go abroad.....

    Chicken merry! Hawk deh near...

    But unu see my dying trial?!?!?!

    Children should be seen but not heard....

    Fire de a mus mus tail, and him tink a cool breeze

    A long time dem married, dem just neve church (For those couples living together without the benefit of marriage)

    First water hog ketch him wash

    If'n you caan ketch quashie, then ketch him shut.

    Mi neva born when mi madda gone a market....

    Whey sweet nanny goat ago run him belly...

    When trouble tek yuh, pickney shut fit yuh...

    Hard ears pickney, poopoo likkle.

    Turn salt through a wooden spoon.

    Dem mek I faat wid shame.

    If yuh wan good, yuh nose haffi run.

    te dey fe meh tomorrow feh yuh

    one one cocoa, full basket...

    whey sweet yuh gwine sour yuh...

    sarry fi mauga dog, mauga dog tun roun bite yuh...

    see an' blind. hear an' deaf...

    cockroach no business in a fowl fight

    Puss and dog nuh have de same luck

    Dog know who fe bite and Duppy know who fe frighten

    You head faver something whey joncrow draw brakes through

    Whey mek you head faver senseh fowl nest

    It so early, cock no even put on him draws yet!

    If goat did know di size ah him ********************-hole, him wouldn' swallow mango seed.

    Short road draw blood. Long road draw sweat...

    Mi trow mi corn, mi neva call noh foul...

    Every hoe hab him tick a bush

    What is fi yuh can be unfiyuh

    Everyday bucket go a well, one day im battam mus drop out

    Si yah pickney, dont look pan mi wid dat tone a vice.

    See mi a one, come live wid mi is annada...

    gal kibber you mouth

    Yuh lay wid dog, yuh muss rise wid flee...

    Yuh wing soon clip...

    yu tink me born big so, it a so me noh woulda kill me madda

    dog a shine teet laugh afta butcha

    im black like five pas midnight

    you tink say mi sleep a fia side

    Yuh will soon find out how water walk go a pumpkin belly

    hard ears pickney nyam rock stone

    yu teet kin like dem trow dawg fire tick

    Shine eye gyal is a trouble to a man

    Cut eye cut eye cyan cut me in two

    Wha gone bad a maning, cant come good a evening!

    Ben de tree when it young

    hard ears pickney go a market two times !!!

    -Before good food waste, mek belly buss

    -Yuh gwey gi weh yuh ass and **************** trough yuh ribs!

    If the cap fits, wear it...

    Yuh soon know what God yuh serve...

    You know what side your bread butta pon....

    Your bread butta two side, so yuh alright...

    If yuh caan hear, den yuh muss feel...

    Jump outta frying pan and jump inna fire...

    Mi force pickney fi wok, mi nuh force dem fi nyam

    Yuh lie like wen cork a float pan waata top

    Mi force pickney fi wok, mi nuh force dem fi nyam

    Scornful dog nyam dutty puddin'...

    seven different bratta seven different mind...

    hang your baskit where you can ketch it....

    mi luk like boar nose ******?

    If yu tink yu badda dan me... you can come try me

    yu coulda bawl blood... me no business

    but see ya pickney

    if is one minute past midnight yu a go do it today

    ah no ask me ah ask yu... a tell me a tell yu

    if yu lie yu wi theif

    Tan an see no pwile no dance, only interferance

    weh eye no see, heart no leap

    Stir i, papa, Stir i Suga de a de battom

    Nuh try nuttin, mi ave eyes eena di back a mi head

    If you can't be good, be carful

    Yuh eyes bigga dan yuh stomach

    craven choke puppy

    de dolly 'ouse mash up

    Mi soon suit yuh sorrows...

    Noh draw mi tongue in yah today...

    Teet and tongue muss meet...

    Yuh soon get sumting fi cry fah...

    Barking dog, seldom bite...

    High seat kill Miss Thomas pus.

    So mi get it, so mi sell it. No profit.

    Dog have money buy cheese

    Den you no born inna me han?

    Look ow long me know yuh, mi know yuh fram before oonoo born.

    "Mi granny always used to seh...": when platin wan dead it shoot.

    Idle jackass follow cane trash go a market

    Idle jackass follow cane trash go a market

    Devil find work fi idle hands....

    "who won' hear will feel"

    Wha noh kill fattin'

    mi trow mi carn, but mi noh kall noh fowl

    Scornfull dog nam duty pudding..!!

    Cow neva know de use a em tail until fly start tak it...

    You help maga dog..em tun roun bite you

    "a nuh the same day leaf drop ina water it a go rotten!"

    Look how lang me know yuh, me know yuh fram before you was born.

    Every mickle mek a muckle.

    another saying she always seh

    "chicken merry, hawk deh near"

    "what sweet nanny goat going run him belly"

    She stush nuh puss back foot

    Tun you han mek fashun

    mistake is new style

    Deaf ears gi liad trouble.

    If yu waan good yu nose haffi run Don' grudge nobody fi nuttin'

    in a fi we days we neva hav all a dis ya tings.

    What is done in di dark, muss come to light...

    No mek nobady mek yuh haffi beat yuh chest (for those "he say, she say" situations).

    Yuh betta come down offa yuh high horse...

    Him don't know A from bull foot...

    If you no mash ants you nu find em gut!!

    Idle cane bump ca jackass go a pound

    Carb walk a road too much em loose em claw

    A no one day monkey a go wa wife

    Johncrow wa go a lowad see breeze push em fassa

    Good things comes to he who waits

    De higher monkey climb de more em expose

    You no have blue boot fe go climb 11 step

    De early morning bird catch de worm

    Too many play mek jack a dull boy

    You fe see a blind hear a def

    Falla fashing dog neva boil good soup..

    Look pan pat a cuss kettle black...

    Shine eye gal is a trouble to a man..

    de blacka de berry de sweeta de juice..

    yuh ca mek a mountain outta a mole heep..

    yuh neva see smoke wed out fire yet..

    cleanselyness is a part of godlyness...

    Small axe fall big tree..

    Weastful waste mek woeful want..

    Charity begins at home..

    De man who last laugh..laughs the best..

    A friend in need..is a friend indeed..

    Puss a dog no ha de same luck..

    Yuh nuffe spear de rod and spoil de child..

    Is not de man weh **************** a road remember it...is de one weh step inna it. 2) One hand ca kill louse..
    THERE IS ONLY ONE ONANDI LOWE!

    "Good things come out of the garrisons" after his daughter won the 100m Gold For Jamaica.


    "It therefore is useless and pointless, unless it is for share malice and victimisation to arrest and charge a 92-year-old man for such a simple offence. There is nothing morally wrong with this man smoking a spliff; the only thing wrong is that it is still on the law books," said Chevannes.
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