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A short story from the JC Archives
Inna tird form wi inna class a chill one day wen wi likkle bredrin (name witheld but he happenend to be the son of the Police Commish.. one English bredda at di time) fly come check di massive who control runnings inna di class.
Wi bredrin seh: "Yuh kno di yute whe jus transfer fram Campion come inna wi class name Yapp? Di massive seh: "Yeah wi see di likkle yute but wi nuh kno im ... suh wi nuh deal wid im"
Wi bredrin seh: "Well mi get nervous cause di yute Yapp tell mi seh im waan gimme a "chups" inna di bathroom wen lunchtime come.. mi nuh kno ah waddat.. but it nuh sound good at tall!"
Di massive's reaction was: "BUT AH WA DIS FAAADA!!!!!!" (or rather the equivalent slang at the time... mid 1970's)
Suh wi sey: "Wi haffi deal wid dat deh situation.. wi caan countenance dem deh kinda behaviour mongst wi!! Ow di Andrews dawta dem ago reac... wi nah guh mek nuh progress!! "Suppose di KC man dem fine out.. wen wi si dem ah street or ah session or wussa... ah STADIUM inna Manning Cup.... dawg ah guh nyam wi suppa!!! Yuh dun kno seh nuff peeple nuh like wi areddy.. dem seh wi ah tapanaris... wi caan gi dem nuh more fuel fi dem bun wi.
"Course haffi change!!!"
Suh di massive decide fi set up di bwoy name Yapp... wi tell wi bredrin... tell di likkle fassy seh yuh ah guh meet im inna di bathroom... nuh worry yuh pale self... nutten nah guhdung. Wi bredrin lef... still ah sweat im likkle self.
Ah suh di ting set.... Man start sharpen dem lass an collect dem 2X4 fi deal wi di fassy... straight!!
Wen di massive hol di yute name Yapp outside di bathroom (pre chups) an ready fi beat im till im sof.... one next man did buss pon wi an Vice Principal Jimmy Carnegie (of blessed memory!) fly dung fram im office an save di Yappist..... wat a lucky yute!!
All now man still vex bout it!!!
Epilogue: Yapp left the school immediately... went to another institution (he had either transferred to JC from Campion/Priory or left to go to Campion/Priory... I forget) ... when next we heard his name called... it was a headline in the Star front page.. describing how he attacked/sodomized another student at that school and created a huge scandal.
Clearly a serial sodomite.
He left the island for parts unknown.
Selah
Old Testament Rules
A short story from the JC Archives
Inna tird form wi inna class a chill one day wen wi likkle bredrin (name witheld but he happenend to be the son of the Police Commish.. one English bredda at di time) fly come check di massive who control runnings inna di class.
Wi bredrin seh: "Yuh kno di yute whe jus transfer fram Campion come inna wi class name Yapp? Di massive seh: "Yeah wi see di likkle yute but wi nuh kno im ... suh wi nuh deal wid im"
Wi bredrin seh: "Well mi get nervous cause di yute Yapp tell mi seh im waan gimme a "chups" inna di bathroom wen lunchtime come.. mi nuh kno ah waddat.. but it nuh sound good at tall!"
Di massive's reaction was: "BUT AH WA DIS FAAADA!!!!!!" (or rather the equivalent slang at the time... mid 1970's)
Suh wi sey: "Wi haffi deal wid dat deh situation.. wi caan countenance dem deh kinda behaviour mongst wi!! Ow di Andrews dawta dem ago reac... wi nah guh mek nuh progress!! "Suppose di KC man dem fine out.. wen wi si dem ah street or ah session or wussa... ah STADIUM inna Manning Cup.... dawg ah guh nyam wi suppa!!! Yuh dun kno seh nuff peeple nuh like wi areddy.. dem seh wi ah tapanaris... wi caan gi dem nuh more fuel fi dem bun wi.
"Course haffi change!!!"
Suh di massive decide fi set up di bwoy name Yapp... wi tell wi bredrin... tell di likkle fassy seh yuh ah guh meet im inna di bathroom... nuh worry yuh pale self... nutten nah guhdung. Wi bredrin lef... still ah sweat im likkle self.
Ah suh di ting set.... Man start sharpen dem lass an collect dem 2X4 fi deal wi di fassy... straight!!
Wen di massive hol di yute name Yapp outside di bathroom (pre chups) an ready fi beat im till im sof.... one next man did buss pon wi an Vice Principal Jimmy Carnegie (of blessed memory!) fly dung fram im office an save di Yappist..... wat a lucky yute!!
All now man still vex bout it!!!
Epilogue: Yapp left the school immediately... went to another institution (he had either transferred to JC from Campion/Priory or left to go to Campion/Priory... I forget) ... when next we heard his name called... it was a headline in the Star front page.. describing how he attacked/sodomized another student at that school and created a huge scandal.
Clearly a serial sodomite.
He left the island for parts unknown.
Selah
Old Testament Rules
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