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Reporters at their Best!!
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Russian Ships Collide, One Dies
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
War Dims Hope for Peace
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted
Never Withold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
World's Shortest Books!
Ever read any of these?
If any of the following books were to be written, they would without a doubt be the world’s shortest stories.
1. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
2. Career Opportunities for History Majors
3. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
4. America's Most Popular Lawyers
5. The Official Lawyer’s Code of Ethics
6. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion
7. A Compilation Of Kung Fu Movie Plots
8. The German’s Guide To Tipping
9. Truth In Advertising
10. America's Role In World Cup Soccer
11. People I Won’t Sleep With (by Madonna)
12. Fashion Models Discuss Einstein's Theories
13. Internet Retail Success Stories
14. Al Gore: The Wild Years
15. British Meat Dishes
16. Detroit - A Travel Guide
17. Everything Men Know About Women
18. Everything Women Know About Men
19. Famous Polish Physicists
20. "My Parachute Didn't Open" - A Skydiver's Autobiography
21. French Hospitality
22. Staple Your Way to Success
Reporters at their Best!!
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Russian Ships Collide, One Dies
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
War Dims Hope for Peace
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Hospitals are Sued by Seven Foot Doctors
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted
Never Withold Herpes Infection from Loved One
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
World's Shortest Books!
Ever read any of these?
If any of the following books were to be written, they would without a doubt be the world’s shortest stories.
1. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
2. Career Opportunities for History Majors
3. Different Ways to Spell "Bob"
4. America's Most Popular Lawyers
5. The Official Lawyer’s Code of Ethics
6. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion
7. A Compilation Of Kung Fu Movie Plots
8. The German’s Guide To Tipping
9. Truth In Advertising
10. America's Role In World Cup Soccer
11. People I Won’t Sleep With (by Madonna)
12. Fashion Models Discuss Einstein's Theories
13. Internet Retail Success Stories
14. Al Gore: The Wild Years
15. British Meat Dishes
16. Detroit - A Travel Guide
17. Everything Men Know About Women
18. Everything Women Know About Men
19. Famous Polish Physicists
20. "My Parachute Didn't Open" - A Skydiver's Autobiography
21. French Hospitality
22. Staple Your Way to Success
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